I swear to god, I'm leaving orkut, I really really am this time. Really. I hate it.
'I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow...
I'm gonna kick tomorrow...'
For some reason being in orkut jail saps my will to do anything else. I don't want to write fiction, I don't really feel that much like blogging - other than about fucking orkut fucking jail - I can't concentrate on the email to friends I want to be writing, and worst (or best), I can't seem to get any work done either. So where you'd think I'd be using this time and nervous energy to kick some ass around work, I'm task-swapping so fast I'm not doing any processing.
Funny thing is, this is spreading like a disease to other blogs. Is it a virus?
I even have a cool picture with lasers in the eyes made up by Rossana Fischer
(www.wumanity.com). And I can't even put it in my profile. I'm like Captain Jack Sparrow all locked up while Barbossa shells the jail. And yeah, I look just like Johnny Fucking Depp too, only with lasers!
Hell. Damn. Blast.
I hear you. It's rough.
I saw you got outta jail and got "Laser Karl" online!
Have you tried tribe.net? You can be a FriendWhore there and no jail time!
Did you really leave Orkut? I was just starting to get used to "that rather odd man" on my list that I hadn't even met. Must be a friendwhore, one of my friends said. Why yes he does seem to be but he wears a kilt so how bad can he be, I would tell them. I would refer to you as "Satan Elvis". Now you've taken my fun away.
Dude, Jail blows ass. I'm glad you read my emails and stuff, I'm with you. I'm going to try and help the freedom rings movment. You'll see, they'll bring you right back to orkut... and soon!
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