Ok, so I've talked about the whole referrals in the logs thing. I get all sorts of useful info about who's reading (Hello out there! Yeah, you! I see you!), where I'm getting hits from (how'd I get on Sam Burns random blogroll, and how can I get her in bed?), and all sorts of random searches on skulls and tattoos and pirates and martinis and taco flavored kisses.
But I just got a hit from someone looking for a recipe for 'dirty margaritas'.
Now, I don't think that's even a real drink, I think that was a confused user. But all I can think is, ick.
I'm trying to find a way to make that sound like a good drink, or to make it something dirty about a nasty little seniorita. But it's not working. All I get is, tequila, lime, cointreau, and olive brine. Hell, that might even be good, but it sounds vile.
On the other hand, I'm now thinking, in this order:
- Mmmm, tequila
- Mmmm, nasty little seniorita
But that's not really a surprise, is it?
I'm with you on the olive brine thing, and I think that's what it is. All these new fangled drinks, whatever happened to the Sidecar, Stinger, Rusty Nail? No, I'm really not that old. I guess I've spent too much time on this side of the bar.
Did you know that I'm the co-inventor of the "Lethal Injection"? Lots of rum in that one! And the original recipe had Captain Morgan. Arrrrr!
Lethal Injection? Set me up, barkeep!
I'm a big fan of the dirty martini - or I was, anyway, though now I find they're too associated with one particular person and I can't drink them alone - and that's all about the good quality olive brine. It's just when I got that mixed in my head with a margarita that it turned the stomach.
But I know what you mean about the classics. I love a gimlet. But only when you make it right, gin and rose's lime, There's no other way to make a gimlet! And let's hear it for the manhatten and the whisky sour!
Whirlbrain - I went to school with a guy who's actual name was Rusty Nails (no joke); his parents had to have had a sense of humour.
Karl - perhaps all it would take is a few margaritas to get dirty with me. I dunno, trying to think of some funnies to go with that search engine hit.
You can make a margarita dirty by bringing it to bed with you and a partner (or two) and licking it off one another.
Ummm... can't think of any more right now.
Thanks for the link, and I'll get you on my permanent blogroll asap.
I read this and I kept thinking 'olive brine? OLIVE brine??? Why would ANYONE want to mess up good to-kill-ya with OLIVE brine...YUCK'
I'm with Sam. I like HER idea of dirty margaritas.
Sam's margarita recipe is only dirty if it's done right. And trust me I know how to do that exactly right. I have references!
We got a hit from someone searching for "honkeynigga." WTF???