Ok, this is too fucking funny.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.The beef products were produced by Reading, Pennsylvania-based Quaker on July 19 and shipped to retail stores in Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Virginia and Wisconsin.
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That's gonna be a lot less funny when they fix the typo and it says 'patties'.
(Props to BoingBoing)
Oh! Oh!
I MUST see Hiromi in beef panties NOW.
Beef panties... GROUND beef panties. Hmmm... It wouldn't really be panties, though, it would be... body decoration. A twisted kind of paint, perhaps. Unless...
Hey! Hiromi! Wanna wear a meatloaf??? ;)
No Panties.
Beef or otherwise.
I NEVER wear panties, Daddy.
Beef panties could, conceivably, be just the thing that would make me want to eat beef again....