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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend pussy hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.
Thank you BoingBoing and Charles.
(People keep telling me these links are broken, but they work for me - trust me though if they worked it would be REALLY REALLY FUNNY!)
What's up with all the Dick Chaney? Is he, like, the new Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris of the geek world? Did I miss a vital transition in trends? Why Dick Chaney of all people?
Oh I know, he's an idiot. :P
Can I just say the idea of Dick Cheney "spraying" something on anyone's face and chest while pussy hunting may just put me off sex for the rest of the week.
Gah.
And the link to iwontheinternet is dead, btw,
Hon, I kept getting a not found on the 'charles' link. Both here and over at BoingBoing. CONSPIRACY AFOOT! CONSPIRACY AFOOT!
It's true, man. They're suppressing information about your heroic involvement in this stunning event. I'm betting the NSA has already wiretapped your kilt.
I'm tellin' ya, if THE MAN wasn't keepin' us down, that would be really really funny.
BWahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha
haha hoo hoo heee hee HAHAHAAH!
oh my god....holy shit....i'm laughing so hard I'm crying....let me try and catch my breath....
deep breath....deeeeeeep brea-- hehehehhahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
You've got your covey of pussy.
I'd like to find a clutch of cock.
Boy oh boy wouldn't ever flush that out.
:D
Oh, thanks for the convulsive laughter...'scuse me while I try to fit my lung back down my windpipe. :)
Jeez, that was so effin' hillarious! Nice work!
LOL!!!!
But isn't it appropriate that a friend of the Anti-christ has a "hunting accident?"
*riding my tricycle wrecklessly*
OK. It finally loaded up for me. So, uh... What were you packing while you were out hunting pussy?