Kilt - Sold.

"How much for dee leetle girl? How much for dee women?

Your women--I want to buy your women. Dee leetle girl, your daughters...sell them to me. Sell me your children."

"That Night Train's a mean wine."

I want four fried chickens and a small coke...and some dry, white toast.

But here's an example of how not to sell the kids.

I'm listing mine too.

Wait, can you list free stuff on ebay?

:D

Kids won't get you nearly as much as a car.

spcknght, I was so going to post that quote next, but figured I'd leave it for someone else. If I start quoting every BB line I know, I'll be here all day.

Oh, and for the record: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Man, selling three kids for some Methadone. That woman has no negotiation skills. You'd think she'd at least have gone for the real smack.

Did you list it as "Worn once, never washed"?

hey, the little skull icon is awesome!

Doxy gets the credit for that skull, I stole that icon from this banner:

http://moronosphere.com/images/web/msphere_hosted.jpg

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

All fan mail can be sent to 1060 W. Addison, Chicago, IL.

I drove past the junk yard where all the old Dodge Monacos, used in the movie, were stacked. It was such a lovely sight.