Hey, I like it.
My pirate name is:
Mad Jack Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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A hearty lift 'o the grog-flask to me fine wench Metis for sending' it my way -- ARRRRRRrrrrrrr!
Iron Jenny Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
"Black Tom Rackham" here -- "Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
Sweeeeeeeeet.
Okay, first just let me state for the record I'm not making this up. Now:
I'm Black Morgan Kidd.
"Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"
Kidd?
Arrrrr, tis destiny!
That, or you're my daddy. Or both.
Arrrrrr.
Surprise, surprise -- "Mad Anne Kidd: Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant..."
This, however, is lame: "your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"
Arrr, what a fine family I'm building. I'll visit each 'yer bunks in turn, my pretties!
Sigh...I'm the only one in the family who isn't mad. Always the black morgan sheep.
My pirate name is Dirty Charity Rackham
"You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
Thanks for pointing this out...
My pirate name is Mad William Rackham
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate."
So... ARRRrrr! Where's my rack..?