This Just In!!!

Holy Science! Finally (!!!) a little good news!

I just got my exam grade for that wickedly difficult State & Local Government class... The one I studied so hard for but still was all nervous about... The one I had to take on campus last Monday when I was all frazzled and anxious and distracted... I got a freaking HUNDRED on it!

Can you flipping believe it?

(I can't.)

I feel dizzy. I can't believe it.

Also, I got the paperwork back with my new car insurance info and the rates and stuff, and, you know, I was scared to death to open it. I was all thinking I'd be paying over a hundred per month for full-coverage car insurance.

Imagine my surprise (go on; I got Oz on pause), to find that if I somehow (how? how? how?) can make a single payment by November 16, I'll be paid up for the whole entire year for only $597.00.

Wait. That can't be right. How can that be right? It seems amazingly low.

I better go check it again; I must be reading it wrong... Though I read it nine times and it seemed to certainly state that one payment of five-ninety-seven would cover me until November of 08.

I'm scared to go check it... But I better.

Later.

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I'm back. Yep. It does indeed say that a single payment of five-ninety-seven, if received by November 16th, will cover me for a whole year.

Wow. Is my driving record totally excellent or something? I swear, this isn't much more than I was paying just for liability.

If I somehow get the child support checks soon, or I get some of the money on that land mortgage from that fucking lawyer in ShErM, I can pay this in time and just (!!!) have to worry about the car payment for the rest of the year. (And worry about Christmas for the kids!)

Any way. I think I feel better. A flipping HUNDRED on that exam! Who knew?

(P.S. Someone just arrived at my site through a Google search of the words "car shift fuck." My work here is done.)