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That mule sodomy line ought to attract a few odd ones. And househusband cunnilingus? Is there an opening for that position?

Heh. These are all recent searches people have run that resulted (bizarrely!), in my site.

And, heh Brian... I think you're already employed.

Damn that's funny.

Were I a poet, I'd be working with terms like:

art from mirror mask
cards suits tattoo
cobbler's elves
did girls have hair in their pussy
flat shoes trampling
fuck me so hard
fuck me so hard it hurts
keith richards skull ring
my kisses taste like tacos
skunked sex
mate care-for

No crack whores or mule sodomy, alas. Though when I searched my logs for the word "fuck" I found all sorts of treasures. You put up one post with the words "daddy" and "fuck" and look what you get:

fuck me so hard
fuck me hard
daddy fuck me harder
daddy fuck me
lions fucking
air stewardess fucked
spicy labia fucking images
ass fucken sex
fuck me hard my dad
fuck me again
fucking mrs
how to fuck so hard they come back for more
daddy fuck me hard
daddy yes fuck me
my daddy fucked me hard
gym fuck
daddy fuck me again
fuck me so so hard
daddy fucked me hard
fuck me long and hard
it hurts when he fucks me
daddy fuck me please
fuck me slow fuck me hard
i love it when you fuck me hard daddy
fucking blow job
they fucked her really hard making her scream
i was 18 and my mother ask me to fuck her
squid fuck
fucking tarzan
i fucked my daddy
perfect, lamar thought. just incest and old men with young girls fucking porn
fucking the bride
hold her down and fuck her pussy
18 fuck me hard
long slow fuck

Indeed, alas.

("Skunked sex?" "Squid fuck?" Really?)

(Damn! Karl's comment makes me almost want to write/read porn!!!)

That's just wrong on many levels n___n

Mine would involve, funny comics, funny boobs, and yaoi sex.. Oh, and air conditioners

Nothing I've ever had as a search term for my blog has ever come close to the wonderfulness of "How much do hulk hands cost?" I love, love, love that.

My log is just full of blow job how-to and virgin sex tips queries. It's really repetitive and boring like that lately.

No kidding, syl, your logs are all blowjobs, oral, salad tossing and camel toes; though I did just find 'fuck my jeans camel' which I kinda like.

We need to get more hulk-hand-fisting an penguin-frottage into your tags.

How are you looking at my logs, exactly? I feel violated!

My favorite today was "sapphic erotica high pitched voice dildo."

And what, exactly, would a voice dildo say?

"Hey, it's dark in here!"
"If you're not willing to go in there, then neither am I!"
"Can't we just cuddle?"

Oh man! I swear, someone (from freaking DALLAS), just arrived at my site through this search: gratuitous pictures of sheep

(Oh. Wait. I guess I DO have gratuitous pictures of sheep...)

Dave! Hah! Mine would be all scolding me, "Don't you have algebra you're supposed to be doing???"

Dave: Well, since it's a high pitched voice dildo, I keep picturing a voice like Minnie Mouse or Betty Boop or Jennifer Tilly. So I keep imagining it being perky and annoyingly over enthused. Like, "Oh wow, yay, yippee!!!! Vagina!!"

Uh, "registered user?"