Why does PZ get all the fun??? Over at Pharyngula, he's getting DEATH THREATS, and demands that his university fire him, and people are demanding that the security be increased at the Republican National Convention this fall in MN because PZ lives in MN, and PZ's getting, idk, TONS of hott stalker action! All because of a silly wafer!
I [FINALLY] experience a little bit of attempted oppression on my site.. after all these years... after trying so hard to offend everyone/thing that annoys me... but all I get is a deluge of dumb out-dated anti-feminist LINKS and one call from a Mormon bishop.
Ho-freaking-HUM!!! Yawn!
I'm so effing envious! I can barely stand it!
If I desecrate the Eucharist, will I increase my readership? Like, from 42 all the way up to... a dizzying... 45?
But it probably won't work around here. I don't think there are any Catholics in these-here-parts. What do Southern Baptists hate? What do they hold sacred? idk!!! Who knows? I must find out!
When I briefly went to that Methodist church, they used Hawaiian bread and grape juice (it was very tasty). But I don't want to mess with the Methodists.
Mormons use Wonder bread and water. But I don't want to mess with the Mormons either.
Sigh. I see a steady readership of forty-two in my foreseeable future.
(Tangent: What's a "foreseeable" future? It doesn't even make sense.)
I better go. I've got five more pages of my thesis to somehow write, a four-page essay on the book Zenzele, an Internet Assignment, Media Watch part four, three more discussion questions to answer, a 12-slide powerpoint project, an exam, another exam, and a test.
Now I'm really tired.
I [FINALLY] experience a little bit of attempted oppression on my site.. after all these years... after trying so hard to offend everyone/thing that annoys me... but all I get is a deluge of dumb out-dated anti-feminist LINKS and one call from a Mormon bishop.
Ho-freaking-HUM!!! Yawn!
I'm so effing envious! I can barely stand it!
If I desecrate the Eucharist, will I increase my readership? Like, from 42 all the way up to... a dizzying... 45?
But it probably won't work around here. I don't think there are any Catholics in these-here-parts. What do Southern Baptists hate? What do they hold sacred? idk!!! Who knows? I must find out!
When I briefly went to that Methodist church, they used Hawaiian bread and grape juice (it was very tasty). But I don't want to mess with the Methodists.
Mormons use Wonder bread and water. But I don't want to mess with the Mormons either.
Sigh. I see a steady readership of forty-two in my foreseeable future.
(Tangent: What's a "foreseeable" future? It doesn't even make sense.)
I better go. I've got five more pages of my thesis to somehow write, a four-page essay on the book Zenzele, an Internet Assignment, Media Watch part four, three more discussion questions to answer, a 12-slide powerpoint project, an exam, another exam, and a test.
Now I'm really tired.
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