You'll note some stuff has disappeared.
The site pulled in a stalker freak (it was not nearly as interesting as I'd always hoped it would be...).
No worries; stuff will be republished soon-ish.
And if I should, you know, be mysteriously axe-murdered, AAG seems to have agreed to take my kids. (I'm still working on her about taking the chickens... she seems oddly reluctant.)
Anyway. Apparently there are some forbidden words that you must never type on your blog because the very act of typing them draws stalker freaks. (Who knew? Email me for the verboten words!)
Catch you later... I got a bibliography that doesn't seem to want to write itself...
The site pulled in a stalker freak (it was not nearly as interesting as I'd always hoped it would be...).
No worries; stuff will be republished soon-ish.
And if I should, you know, be mysteriously axe-murdered, AAG seems to have agreed to take my kids. (I'm still working on her about taking the chickens... she seems oddly reluctant.)
Anyway. Apparently there are some forbidden words that you must never type on your blog because the very act of typing them draws stalker freaks. (Who knew? Email me for the verboten words!)
Catch you later... I got a bibliography that doesn't seem to want to write itself...
Will take children.
Will NOT take chickens, dogs, cats or ex-husband.
:)
Hmmm. Would I have to keep the chickens as layers, or could they be converted to fryers? The cats & dogs I would be happy to deliver to your ex. Boston is only 6 hours away. . .
See how easily Brian adjusts to my death via axe-murder? ;)
So, what are the words? AND, why don't you block web-searches so you can sort-of say (type) what you want or can't you filter that stuff? BTW, no chickens here too many fox... as for dogs and cats both of mine (feline & canine) eat any strange beasts just for fun.... children.... having trouble keeping up with mine, so no thanks... sorry I couldn't help out.... AND, I would care if you are a victim of axe murderes... but isn't TX the state of chainsaw murders?
I'm ALWAYS getting that mixed up.
Texas = Chainsaw massacre.
Why can't I get that straight?
In would tell you the verboten blog words... but then you might drop them randomly on a blog entry of your own and your site would suddenly be swarming with the He-Man Women-Haters Club*
*Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference.
Oh - I get the Bonus points!! "He-Man Women-Haters Club" is from the movie "Little Rascals". Those poor, innocent, naive kids professed to hate women right up until they found out their favorite race car driver was a girl. It was Reba no less, I think.
(I am ashamed that I know that)
And yes, I would be absolutely wracked with anguish at your untimely demise at the hands of the Texas Axe Murderer (hey, what with gas prices, he might be forced to go with the axe!!), but I would take your chickens and (b)raise them in your honor!
(Yeah, never got to eat Circe's $*&@#, but I did get to eat her chickens!)
Brian's so naughty! (But he does know his Little Rascals trivia!)