Still Alive-ish!

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Can't blog! Too busy! Thesis! Essays! PowerPoints! Oh frack!

Am okay. Stalked by contractors, but okay.

Will return soon! Send beer! Will resume both beer and blogging after this semester!

Been a really good summer! I could do this forever! Who knew? I [heart] academia!

g2g! Don't forget the beer thing!

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I cant send beer, but I thought you'd like this:

"Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives In Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and Selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: One is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this..... I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who Supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation "

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