You know what's weird? I mean, really-really weird? The fact that I've never had an illicit affair with a prominent Republican.
I know!
It boggles my mind, too!
I know!
It boggles my mind, too!

I would never expect an illicit affair with a republican from you... you would have an illicit and steamy affair with a handsome liberal who borders on anarchistic tendencies and does not come from TX (btw, that piece about textbooks was very very freaky)
Oh I dunno... If it would mean one more hypocrite nationally revealed, doing the televised mea culpa, held up to ridicule and valid condemnation... I'd take one for the [Democratic] team.
;)
As no promoter of monogamy, I must clarify: Its only so hilariously satisfying when the Republicans do this because they're all abut the quote/unquote family values. It's the delicious revelation of hypocrisy.