Turns out I DID sleep with a Republican! A super-rabid-social-and-political conservative who just an hour ago on the phone long-distance called Obama a "lying nigger" and went on and on about, I swear to Google, the "queer plan."
It was that Larry guy, the Texan in California, and I called, after a year, for car advice this afternoon.
How did this HAPPEN?
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Actually, I didn't sleep with him a whole lot. It was just pretty much kinda/sorta sex. Mormon sex. And now I'm thinking that I should have slept with him a whole lot more. Like, really, totally, utterly had sex with him. To infect him with teh liberal.
It was that Larry guy, the Texan in California, and I called, after a year, for car advice this afternoon.
How did this HAPPEN?
***
Actually, I didn't sleep with him a whole lot. It was just pretty much kinda/sorta sex. Mormon sex. And now I'm thinking that I should have slept with him a whole lot more. Like, really, totally, utterly had sex with him. To infect him with teh liberal.
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