June 18, 2008
It's getting late is a permanent state
My semi-annual emergency-customer-feature alpha-release behind-schedule Sunday-night-code-freeze self-pitying why-don't-somebody-please-destroy-the-tech-industry so-that-I-can-be-a-fireman musical self-pity exhaustion headache blues post.
Not available on YouTube.
We move so fast today
Nothing stands in our way
We're free to act
And forced to pay
Have power over people
Understand the subtlety of body language
One up in every situation
The dumb magician
Sees behind the scenes
The strings attached to all things
This gets me that
The dumb magician
The only way out is up
The only way out is up
He might say if you were to hear him speak
That the secret of revenge is to turn the other cheek
You go away and think about it all week
Dumb magician
We move so fast today
Nothing stands in our way
We're free to act
And forced to pay
Try so hard to get your foot in the door
Get what you ask for and nothing more
It's getting late is a permanent state
The dumb magician
Sees behind the scenes
The strings attached to all things
This gets me that
The dumb magician
The only way out is up
The only way out is up
The only way out is up
The only way out is up
The only way out is up
The only way out is up
The only way out is up...
Last time I felt this bad about my job was mid-August 2005, but I was soon distracted.
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June 17, 2008
Video: David Simon's Depaul address
The link a couple of posts ago (or if you want, go get it at NuPac) has the video replay of David Simon's tribute to Ashley Morris at the DePaul commencement on Sunday.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have another good cry in me that's been waiting to get out.
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June 16, 2008
Cedar Rapids flood a "toxic brew"
Ha ha! All they get is "brew".
We got "gumbo". Cause we're special.
I wonder if they get chowder when it floods in New England.
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June 14, 2008
DePaul CDM Commencement webcast
The webcast for Ashley's college, including speaker David Simon, will be broadcast tomorrow morning at 8:30am CDT at this link:
http://webcast.streamlogics.com/audience/index.asp?eventid=49097
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June 13, 2008
David Simon on Ashley Morris in the Chicago Tribune
In an e-mail to me, Simon said he had hoped to get to know Morris if a proposed HBO project about New Orleans got off the ground. He also wrote about why he wanted to come to DePaul the ceremony to honor Morris:“The last [e-mail] conversation I had with this gentlemen, he expressed great satisfaction and pride in having worked hard to get me invited to the DePaul commencement,” Simon wrote. “In fact, I was originally scheduled to be in London doing the final sound editing on Generation Kill this coming weekend and so I regretfully declined. He e-mailed me back saying he understand and was very disappointed, but understood the scheduling conflict. Next thing, I learn that Ashley has passed away suddenly.
“So the last thing this fella did was ask me to make a commencement appearance at the school where he taught and I said, sorry, no. And then he departs this vale. Naturally, for karmatic purposes, I had to call DePaul back and say if you still need me I'm there.
“I enjoyed reading Mr. Morris's contributions to the Got That New Package website as well as his dissertations on New Orleans in its post-Katrina agonies. I have a feeling I would have gotten to know him well and enjoyed his company if he had lived long enough to be in New Orleans when we, I hope, will begin filming down there for a future HBO project.
“I admired his sense of outrage; petulance and selfish rage are useless, but rightful and righteous anger has an essential place in our times. Ashley was angry on behalf of others, which in my mind makes all the difference. From what he wrote, I am convinced that Ashley loved his city and he loved the people of his city, and he was short and to the point with people who tried to [evade] the real questions using ad hominem and decorum and false civility. He spoke his mind.
“So I never got to know him. And that is my loss. And on some weird level, I owe him a trip to Chicago and a morning spent in a funny hat and gown.”
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June 8, 2008
Bring it, babies
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets
[from Syl, of course.]
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June 2, 2008
Langston Hughes Charter School: Same as the old boss
When renowned Harvard golden child M.B.A. and non-educator John Alford of Langston Hughes Charter School took his entire staff to see Left Behind: The Story of The New Orleans Public Schools, who could have guessed that he was actually taking notes on how to rob the schools blind, old-school New Orleans-style, while education took a back seat.
If you'd like to see how charter schools spend public education money, join Alford, his board of directors, and his fresh-faced faculty of still-wet-behind-the-ears Ivy League "teachers" as they whoop it up at their end of the year party at Bacco, Thursday night from 6:30 on. Free dinner and open bar, all paid for with school money (how much of it is state and local funds? who can say). If you're not feeding at the public trough like the public servants from the charter school, bring your American Express because entrees at Bacco run from $17-$33.
While you're there, ask them how they can afford to party in such splendor when their kids' families certainly can't, and when their kids had to share books this year because there weren't enough books to go around for every child.
As Sly Stone once said, "there's a riot goin' on".
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May 21, 2008
Humid City, and the truth behind straight edge
Loki wants everybody to know that Humid City will be back soon.
To pass the time, please enjoy the rhythmic stylings of Mike "Dancing Around the World" Long, who I think gets Minor Threat better than anybody.
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May 13, 2008
FYYFF from Dirty Coast
The shirts are out and the modeling session was h-h-h-HOT!
Get your shirt now, be a fashion trendsetter, and support Ashley's family all at the same time.
Exclusively from Dirty Coast.
Sinn Fein, mooks.
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Life imitates standup
So this penguin is driving down the road when suddenly smoke starts spewing from under the hood of his car and the engine dies. Not knowing anything about auto repair, he calls his road service and gets the car towed to the nearest mechanic.
"I'll put it up on the lift and take a look," the mechanic says. "You can hang out in the waiting room and I'll let you now what I find out."
The penguin takes a seat in the waiting room and idly flips through some magazines. After a while he notices that there's an ice cream shop across the street, so since the mechanic seems to be taking a while, he ducks out for a snack.
A little while later the penguin returns, just finishing up his vanilla cone, when the mechanic comes out, wiping engine grease from his hands.
"It looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic says.
The penguin blushes and wipes his mouth and says, "Oh! No, that's just ice cream."
ba-dum-dum
And now, back to the news:
MSNBC: Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin
In other news, a priest, a rabbi, and Britney Spears walked into a bar...
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