I wanna go to this, “A free-for-all discussion on the role of blogs and politics featuring Wonkette’s Ana Marie Cox, which is being held at a bar, Porter’s Dining Saloon. Alas, said bar is in Washington DC, and I’m here in the very left edge (physically and politically) of the country.

But I have to admit. I want to go because I want to 1) drink with Wonkette, 2) hit on Wonkette, and 3) take Wonkette her back to my hotel room and fuck her brains out.

I’m trying to decide if this happened before or after it was discovered that Wonkette and Elastigirl where Separated at birth.