From Wired:

Internet pornography is the new crack cocaine, leading to addiction, misogyny, pedophilia, boob jobs and erectile dysfunction, according to clinicians and researchers testifying before a Senate committee Thursday.

Here’s a Link to the whole ugly thing.

Sweet Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick, what’s wrong with these people?

Some of the nicest people I know are pornographers. The internet was built on porn money. Porn’s as fundamental to being human as art is.

Hell, if monkeys could paint, they’d have porn too.

Oh god. How about this one?

Judith Reisman of the California Protective Parents Association suggested that more study of “erototoxins” could show how pornography is not speech-protected under the First Amendment.

Erototoxins? What The Fuck.

These people need to die. Quickyly and painfully. And repeatedly, if that were possible.

Erototoxins. Hell, that actually sounds like a punk band, doesn’t it?

You have gorg’d me with the dearest morsel of the earth!

Quickly, my love! These bonds excite me to a fever’s pitch but I fear me that the Lady will soon be wanting her petticoats back!

Strike me sharply Emil, afore I think you effeminate!

Ah, let your fingers play and twine in the young tendrils of silky down that cover’d the very seat of my womanhood!

Damn, that’s pretty funny.

It’s the Victorian Sex Cry Generator.

(Thanks to Aphrodite at ErosBlog for the find. I love those folks at ErosBlog)