I just corrupted a young mind with the evil hypnotic badger badger badger. Olivia always asks why I say “Oh, it’s a snake” whenever she says anything about snakes.

So I tried, at lunch today to explain badger badger badger and simply could not. So tonight, I played it for her.

Now, she’s wandering around the house saying “Mushroom, mushroom!” and “It’s a snake, ohh, it’s a snake!”

My work here is done. At least until I give her Bananna Phone.

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Thanks, Brutha Ray. I’m needin’ a fresh book. You just sent me the one. Favor back at you, now that I have your mailing address!