Month: October 2005

This could be me

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This could be me, almost. I mean, you got the beautiful polynesian arm tattoo, words on the fingers. You got squashing jesus like a bug. I guess I have some catching up to do though. That dude’s got better ink coverage. Tricia? Let’s see what we can do with the back of my hand (no, […]

This could be me, almost.


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I mean, you got the beautiful polynesian arm tattoo, words on the fingers. You got squashing jesus like a bug.

I guess I have some catching up to do though. That dude’s got better ink coverage. Tricia? Let’s see what we can do with the back of my hand (no, not that. That’s for someone else).

Dirty Pirates

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Here’s one for my XXX-mas wish list: Pirates! (actually I’m not a big fan of glossy production porn, I’m more the dirty-debutants type, but still, pirates…) Props to Nymph at ErosBlog for that one. Give us a kiss, Nymph!

Here’s one for my XXX-mas wish list:

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(actually I’m not a big fan of glossy production porn, I’m more the dirty-debutants type, but still, pirates…)

Props to Nymph at ErosBlog for that one. Give us a kiss, Nymph!

Which Tarot Card?

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Since I’m having trouble doing any actual writing this week, we’ll stick with the stupid quizzes. Which Tarot Card Are You? Go ahead and look. Though you know the answer already.

Since I’m having trouble doing any actual writing this week, we’ll stick with the stupid quizzes.

Which Tarot Card Are You?

Go ahead and look. Though you know the answer already.

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Baby Got Folk

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This is fucking brilliant. Folk singer Jonathan Coulton just released a soulful-folky cover of Baby Got Back. And this kicks the kinda ass that Nina Gordon’s Straight Outta Compton does. Go get it. And yeah, as usual, props to BoingBoing

This is fucking brilliant.

Folk singer Jonathan Coulton just released a soulful-folky cover of Baby Got Back. And this kicks the kinda ass that Nina Gordon’s Straight Outta Compton does.

Go get it.

And yeah, as usual, props to BoingBoing

Snakes on a Plane

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I just don’t quite understand it. But evidently someone found this idea so scary, they made a movie of it. I can just hear the pitch – “There are these snakes, and they’re on a plane, and that’s really really scary…” “Why is it scary?” “Well, they’re snakes, right? And they’re on this plane…” “And […]

I just don’t quite understand it.

But evidently someone found this idea so scary, they made a movie of it.

I can just hear the pitch –

“There are these snakes, and they’re on a plane, and that’s really really scary…”

“Why is it scary?”

“Well, they’re snakes, right? And they’re on this plane…”

“And this is scary because?”

“They’re – angry.”

“Why?”

“Because… They’re… Um. On a plane?”

“Snakes don’t like planes?”

“Theses don’t”

“Ok…”

“It’s got Samuel L Jackson in it!”

“Green Light.”

I give you Snakes on a Plane. That’s right, Snakes on a Plane.

(props to SmartyPants for hippin’ me to all this)

conversations overheard

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You ever want to stop and ask some random stranger, what the hell are you talking about? Some overheard snippet of conversation, some phrase, something. And you just gotta hear more. I heard a woman’s voice say, as I walked through cube-land today, “It’s like I had a charley-horse in my vagina.” And I just […]

You ever want to stop and ask some random stranger, what the hell are you talking about? Some overheard snippet of conversation, some phrase, something. And you just gotta hear more.

I heard a woman’s voice say, as I walked through cube-land today, “It’s like I had a charley-horse in my vagina.”

And I just walked away trying not to bust up, and wanting to go back and say, ok, now, tell em more, because that’s gotta be an interesting conversation.