Piloh WHAT?

This is one of those moments where you want to ask a parent, did you try saying your new baby’s name out loud? The very fuckable if sorta over-rated Angelina Jolie, and her current man-slut, the also somewhat fuckable Brad Pitt, just had a baby – who you figure is going to grow up to […]

This is one of those moments where you want to ask a parent, did you try saying your new baby’s name out loud?

The very fuckable if sorta over-rated Angelina Jolie, and her current man-slut, the also somewhat fuckable Brad Pitt, just had a baby – who you figure is going to grow up to be the best looking person who ever lived.

And they named this little person Shiloh. And that’s ok, I guess, when you think about all the really really stupid celeb-baby names we’ve seen lately – Banjo, Pilot Inspektor, Diezel Ky, Rumer, Tallulah and Scout, Jermajesty, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. I mean, you can just go on and on.

So Shiloh doesn’t seem that utterly stupid.

But then you say it out loud. Shiloh Pitt. Say it a few times. And it won’t be long til you make a spoonerism out of it. And it comes out Piloh Shitt.

Ok, I didn’t come up with this. That credit goes to Tabloid Whore (I love you, Tabloid Whore), with the headline SHILOH PITT TO ENDURE YEARS OF TEASING AS PILOH SHITT. But still, I cant stop laughing at it.

Body Circle Sale ’06

My favorite body-piercing jewelry maker, Body Circle, are having their annual everything-20%-off sale. It’s a great time to get those more expensive pierces like the gold piercing jewelry (hmm, maybe I should get new, gold nipple rings), big, heavy rings for you well-sgtretched types, or a good time to stock up on piercing supplies for […]

My favorite body-piercing jewelry maker, Body Circle, are having their annual everything-20%-off sale. It’s a great time to get those more expensive pierces like the gold piercing jewelry (hmm, maybe I should get new, gold nipple rings), big, heavy rings for you well-sgtretched types, or a good time to stock up on piercing supplies for the do-it-yourselfer.

Note that the discounts don’t show up until you put the items in your cart – the listed prices are NOT the sale prices. The cart shows the 20% discount and how much you’re saving.

These guys make some really good jewelry, and they’re really helpful to deal with. Other than my nipples, every piece of piercing jewelry I have on is from them.

Now, what size to order for the nipples…