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Day: December 19, 2010

My Planet Needs Me

December 19, 2010 Karl ElvisLeave a comment

Sometimes one just has to make lulz.

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Seeing stars. Ink by the amazing Roberto @goldlag

Seeing stars. Ink by the amazing Roberto @goldlagrimas in Los Angeles.

Storm breakfast.

Storm breakfast.

We like the blue one.

We like the blue one.

Dog and Houseboat.

Dog and Houseboat.

Coffee with @vera_gemini_the_frenchie

Coffee with @vera_gemini_the_frenchie

If I came in a box, you could order me.

If I came in a box, you could order me.

Me and Ruby. 💕

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Instagram post 17907569784047326

From @hellboysource - do what Hellboy says. He kno

From @hellboysource - do what Hellboy says. He knows about demons.

My friend Alex Matus (an incredible artist, great

My friend Alex Matus (an incredible artist, great tattooer, and all around stand-up human being) is dealing with a bad rough patch heath wise, and has been selling off original art, prints and other stuff to fund treatment. Go visit her @doc_matus and if possible, throw down on artworks. If you want to pitch in dough otherwise, HMU for her pay app info. She’s worth it. 🖤🤘🏼 the stuff pictured is my personal collection, not for sale, but she’s got a lot more.

…and there’s the rig, done.

…and there’s the rig, done.

I still need to put the grill on, but first a test

I still need to put the grill on, but first a test to make sure it’s working.

Sunshine Sunburst.

Sunshine Sunburst.

Elephant Seals in San Simeon. Sound on, they make

Elephant Seals in San Simeon. Sound on, they make ridiculous noises.

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Instagram post 18270004477222776

The @hoodoogurus_official are one of the greatest

The @hoodoogurus_official are one of the greatest live bands of all time. Brilliant show, guys.

@evildeadthemusical_santacruz

@evildeadthemusical_santacruz

Just Jeepin’ with @levon_the_french_bulldog

Just Jeepin’ with @levon_the_french_bulldog

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It says: “SMALL CHANGES LEAD TO BIG THINGS HAPPE

It says: “SMALL CHANGES LEAD TO BIG THINGS HAPPENING. LIKE DR SPENCER SILVER WHO APPLIED HIS FAILED ‘SUPER STRONG ADHESIVE’ TO A
SQUARE OF PAPER AND INVENTED THE POST-IT NOTE. LIKE ALEXANDER
FLEMING WHO LEFT DIRTY PETRI DISHES AROUND THE LAB ONLY TO DISCOVER A MOLD HAD KILLED OFF THE BACTERIA. VOILA, ANTI-BI-OTICS. LIKE PUTTING THIS CUSTOM MADE, HAND FINISHED JOE DOE POKER CHIP ON YOUR GUITAR AND... WELL WHO KNOWS, BUT LIKE WE SAID, SMALL CHANGES LEAD TO BIG THINGS HAPPENING SO GET THIS THING
FITTED
AND
GET
READY FOR ANYTHING...”

I love me some 12-string.

I love me some 12-string.

Done, finished off with some blue knobs - though t

Done, finished off with some blue knobs - though they don’t quite fit the posts so they’ll get replaced. I’m really not good at sound demos, and did not capture a ‘before,’ but I’ll try to get a good sound clip posted. It sounds infinitely better, with proper p90 snarl, and looks like a jr now. Still to do: upgrade the tuners and nut, but no hurry, I’ll do that when next I change the strings.

The stock bridge might be considered an upgrade fr

The stock bridge might be considered an upgrade from a classic 50’s wraparound, in that it’s a tune-O-matic style that can be properly intonated, but fuck it, it looks wrong, and like everything else about these H-B guitars, it’s serviceable but cheap. Replaced with a beautiful, hefty compensated bridge (in aged finish) from @music_city_bridge. Add some @curtmanganstrings from @that_pedal_show (“Dan Here” 11-52 set, thx @danielthegigrig ) and it’s ready to go.

Old pickup out. I had to dremel out some space for

Old pickup out. I had to dremel out some space for the new pup, it’s just a little bigger, and then fill in the notches to get the new pup to sit at surface level. No pic of that surgery, forgot to take any. The jack had to go, also - it was crap. Replaced with a good CTS courtesy of @keith_holland_guitars (and thx to Jaxon for the free wire scraps.)

Harley-Benton DC-Junior upgrade project. I went wi

Harley-Benton DC-Junior upgrade project. I went with the most period-correct pickup I could find, from @throbak_electronics (P90 - DE MXV P90), and a 50’s wiring harness. Before shots of the wiring - CHEAP, really cheap, but what do you expect from a guitar that cost two bills.

A couple years ago during pandemic, I was looking

A couple years ago during pandemic, I was looking for a good, affordable Les Paul jr double cut. The vintage ones are stupid expensive, and at the time, nobody had what I wanted at the right price. So I figured I’d pick up a cheap-o and make an upgrade project out of it. This is a Harley-Benton DC-Junior LTD, which cost a couple hundred (and with a coupon I got the shipping free.) I never got around to doing the upgrades, but finally have done so; I’ll post before and after shots here. I neglected to get a before shot of the pickup and bridge, so to start, this is grabbed from the harleybenton site. In process pix to come.

New string day.

New string day.

Today’s Rig. @fuzzlordeffects tiny troll back

Today’s Rig.

@fuzzlordeffects tiny troll back from a little TLC at @keith_holland_guitars and sounding great.

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Instagram post 18118330201379457

Gorgeous new purple strap from my friends at @fuzz

Gorgeous new purple strap from my friends at @fuzzlordeffects - thx Jason!

I just spent 15 minutes trying to diagnose what in

I just spent 15 minutes trying to diagnose what in the hell was rattling on certain notes on my 4003, only to realize…

…it was my Thor’s hammer necklace.

After playing exclusively bass for the last severa

After playing exclusively bass for the last several months, a set of 10’s feel absolutely tiny.

Fender behind bars.

Fender behind bars.

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Instagram post 18015292445462535

I just love me some flats.

I just love me some flats.

Why do I want a rack tuner? I don’t even have a

Why do I want a rack tuner? I don’t even have a rack. Yet I want it so much.

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