I found this in someone’s livejournal, and it made me giggle. If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? So, you know, tell me. What would it be? Those of you who have actually woken up in bed with me need not answer, and-you-know-who-you-are.
I found this in someone’s livejournal, and it made me giggle.
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
So, you know, tell me. What would it be?
Those of you who have actually woken up in bed with me need not answer, and-you-know-who-you-are.
“See? This is why I quit drinking. Uh, where’s Andie?”
*giggle* I know you said not to reply…but how could I resist?? Kisses, Ray!!
First silent thought: “Damn, I really need to get more tattoos.”
First spoken thought: “So, ummm, how about those Bears?”
“Outch.”
XXXXX
And of course you mean that in a good way, right C?
Ummmm…. the best possible kinda way… 😉
WTF, that was in my livejournal. Are you spying on me? If so, I’ll have to get in my car and go give Doxy a spanking.
The answer: I’d be congratulating myself. And probably having some morning delight.
Mmm. Morning delight.
Actually I ran across it in some guy’s livejournal, though I’ve forgetten his name. Which doesn’t mean I’m not spying on you. In fact, as I type this, I’m peeking in your window.
Go spank her anyway though! Once for you and twice for me.
Things one might say upon waking up in Karl’s bed:
“That’s odd. There’s an empty bottle of tequila there, but no glasses.”
“Who *are* all these people?”
“Hey! Why can’t I move my arms or legs?”
“I didn’t know I could be sore *there*.”
“Yes, today’s going to be another wonderful, wonderful day.”