Ignore me, ok? I hate bitching about being sick. And yet, I feel compelled to. Nothing quite like using a nice holiday weekend to sleep off an annoying fucking cold. Just what I was wanting. Instead of having some sort of night out on the town with friends, or some sort of nekkid holiday revel […]
Ignore me, ok? I hate bitching about being sick. And yet, I feel compelled to.
Nothing quite like using a nice holiday weekend to sleep off an annoying fucking cold. Just what I was wanting. Instead of having some sort of night out on the town with friends, or some sort of nekkid holiday revel to celebrate by birthday, I’ve been alternately sleeping, watching my football team get royally smacked, and trying to complete some basic domestic tasks like laundry before I have to go back to work.
I was gonna take tomorrow off for my birthday. I dunno what I was gonna do, maybe just take my motorcycle up a hill or maybe go sit in a cafe and write. But I was gonna do something just for me. Only now I don’t fucking feel like it. If I’m gonna be sick, I might as well be working.
Too late though, I already put in for an extra day off.
Honestly the thing that pisses me off most about being sick is that I wanna go work out. Which means I’m getting back to gym-rat mentality. I wanna get in there and work ’til I sweat, work ’til it burns. And I can’t, not when I’m dizzy and coughing and sneezing.
Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.
SIGH. Ok. So you start drinking hot lemonade with some brandy in it. Please note I did not say hot brandy with lemonade. The lemonade will act as an astringent on your throat, the heat will help break congestion, and the brandy makes your throat less irritated, so less likely to cough.
Great Gram’s recipe.
I used to know a hot girl named Brandy. Now that would make me feel better…
I had a “cousin” named Brandy. And brandy was my Dad’s favorite poison (I’m not saying which). Based upon the data I’ve gathered, Brandy is good.
“Please note I did not say hot brandy with lemonade” Darkneuro, are you sure?
Hot Brandy to the DJ booth, Hot Brandy . . .
I knew a girl named Brandy. What a fine girl! What a good wife she would be…
Well pour me a scotch so I can drink with ya…. Alcohol helps you sweat out your cold too… And trust me you aren’t the only one with a woefull holiday. I have been mind fucking myself into anger at my choice of cities to live in. San Francisco is definately calling my name.
Whirly, yes, I’m sure. Not hot brandy with lemonade. Or even hot Brandy with lemonade.
Hot lemonade with brandy.
DN, keep the lemonade AND the brandy. I’m with Metis on the scotch.
Thank you Gregg for finally chasing “Grim Grinning Ghosts” out of my head.
Bastard.
Happy Birthday, Karl Elvis. I think I’ll have a little tiny present for you, later today. Heh.
Happy fucking birthday, Mr. Elvis.
Your gift is inbound, but unfortunately WDW says 10-20 working days. Let me know if you don’t get it by Xmas. 😉
Happy birthday, grumpy. And enjoy your sickie! What better excuse to do nothing at all?
You guys rule. Spankings all ’round.
Oooh, a circle-spank! I want to be between Hiromi and alwaysarousedgirl.
Turn to the left…turn to the right…
A spanking? Sign me up. Karl gets first dibs tho; it is his birthday.
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Well, I suppose I could stay a *bit* longer…
Circle-spank, followed by oral sex? Let’s make it really fun and play musical chairs. Everyone who is unspanked loses their seat, ahem.
And since it’s a birthday party, we can play pin the dildo in the donkey. Blindfolds optional (and not recommended).
Happy Birthday Karl! My ass dimples salute you.
Musical chairs, hmmm?
What happens if two people try to sit in the same chair? Can one person (ie, me, let’s just say) sit on someone’s lap? Would that be legal?
As long as you’re 18, sweetie, all kinds of things are legal.
…not that we care so much about legal.
I’m twice 18.
So could I do all the fun stuff…twice? 😀
If you think linearly, yeah, twice.
But we’re an exponential sort around here.
hey now… circle spankings? Geez. see what I miss when I’m busy. I’ll play. Are paddles provided or should I bring my own?