I’m sure we’re all very concerned that Keith Richards recently fell out of a palm tree in fiji and had to be airlifted to new zealand (I guess he needed to get to Rivendell for some of that elf healing). And we’re even more concerned that he just had holes drilled in his head to […]
I’m sure we’re all very concerned that Keith Richards recently fell out of a palm tree in fiji and had to be airlifted to new zealand (I guess he needed to get to Rivendell for some of that elf healing).
And we’re even more concerned that he just had holes drilled in his head to relieve pressure, or, you know, let the bad spirits out.
But you know, at least we have this really cool picture that shows Keith’s skull ring (click for a better view, if you dare).
‘Cause you know, that’s the part I care about.
at the end of the world, there will be cockroaches and keith richards.
…and He shall be their King.
At least he didn’t drill the holes in his own skull.
Did he?
No, the elves did it. But it’d be even cooler if he did it himself.
…as if Keith could get any cooler.
Face it, there’s not much cooler than self-trepanation.
Face it? I stand as proof!
Really? I thought Keith Richards was cool because of his bifocals.
Silly me.
King? He’d probably smoke them. OH, wait. Sorry. That was lifted from Robin Williams. I’ve been in a comedy mood lately.
Burning Question!! Did he get his role as Jack Sparrow’s dad finished?
😉
See, I KNEW a person could get holes drilled in their head to relieve the pressure!!! I KNEW IT!!!! VINDICATION!!!!
Also, this summer? Vegas, baby. Vegas.
Vegas?
Dirty Vegas?
Or Pretty Vegas?