This is one of those things. You’ll either get it or you won’t. I am absurdly excited about this. The new washing machine & dryer were delivered today. Thus, Appliance Porn. Here’s the old one. When I got it, eight, ten years ago, it was pretty much the best on the market; but it’s astonishing […]
This is one of those things. You’ll either get it or you won’t.
I am absurdly excited about this.
The new washing machine & dryer were delivered today. Thus, Appliance Porn.
Here’s the old one. When I got it, eight, ten years ago, it was pretty much the best on the market; but it’s astonishing how much laundry two little girls can make in that time.
Now, I do the laundry. So I care about this shit. And that thing did an ok job in an un-sexy way. It’s pretty much this, where the new one is more, you know, this.
But the time has come to retire the ‘ol neptune, and move on. So here’s the new one.
It’s not a washer. It’s a Robot Over-lord And this control-panel, man, his looks like it could fly th’ fuckin’ enterprise.
Christ. Someone get me a life.
Edit: The lovely and nipple-tingling Carol Elaine pointed me to this video, which is even more pornaliscious.
I get it.
If I were a fetish model, I’d ask to come over and do photo shoots in your laundry room. Maybe, I dunno, folding laundry and stuff? I have a robust “shiny red things” fetish–knowing that there are *home appliances* out there that look like this… well, things aren’t going to be easy.
[pictures merrick up against the washing machine]
No, not easy at all…
It matches my thong!!!
Sigh.
I have appliance envy.
Dude. That is appliance porn. Oh my god.
Pretty, pretty. Looks like hard candy, mmm. Makes you want to lick it. Now you need to redesign the whole garage to match it. And then next, you’ll need to buy the kitchen setup from Top Chef. And then redesign the kitchen…and then…
In the apartments I rented in Europe, they had all-in-one front-loading washer/dryers. They’re super-compact and cheap over there, but ridiculously expensive here. I covet one of those. What I really want, though, is a Dyson.
Syl, it is like candy. Robot Overlord candy. But I already have a kitchen that’s pretty Top Chef. Only more shiny black granite and less stainless steel.
Hiromi, yeah, those all-in-ones sort of bother me for some reason, though the main issue is that I need a big-ass washer/dryer due to pure laundry volume. Like I said, you have NO IDEA how much laundry two little girls can produce.
And I, for one, welcome our new laundry overlords…
Re Top Chef, I was talking about the red ovens and other appliances they had. I’ve been lusting after them.
And Hiromi, I’m dying for them to bring the Dyson over here. I’ve got a Dyson vacuum and it ROCKS.
*sigh*
Some day, when I have a home of my own and am tasked with such purchases as range ovens and washer/dryer combos, everything is going to be red. I’m not sure I should be afraid of my red home, or anticipatory.
I think my “reddening” would start in the kitchen though… I already have a red apron to start with!
There is slight drooling over in these quarters.
If they were a shiny cobalt blue, nipple tingling would commence.
Oh, who am I kidding? It’s already commenced.
Oh man is that pretty.
I just want to fondle it.
I’ve seen the ad for that on tv. Sooooo shiny.
But can it clean?
Convince me! I’ll send my lanudry over for a few weeks. . .
😀
Oh, and Carol, they come in Navy…
jjh, really, they can all get your laundry clean.
But if you want it really sweet-smelling you gotta do it more like this.
Wanna talk appliance porn? Try this.
jih, navy is close (drooling and tingling are somewhat heightened), but it’s not quite the cigar I’m looking for.
Oh wow! I LOVE my new washer and dryer, but they didn’t come in red!!!! I still love mine, but I’m SOOO jealous that yours are red! But, I DO hope you enjoy them!
yeah, I have seen those machines in Lowe’s and Home Depot. Cool, I haven’t seen the red one though. High tech washer and dryer..
Did you see the refrigerator with the built in flat screen TV?
Appliances now days!