I have to post this, only because that first line should win an award: LOS ANGELES – The red and cuddly Sesame Street Muppet Elmo has learned a new lesson: ‘H’ is for handcuffs. Yeah, that’s my kinda muppet.
I have to post this, only because that first line should win an award:
LOS ANGELES – The red and cuddly Sesame Street Muppet Elmo has learned a new lesson: ‘H’ is for handcuffs.
Yeah, that’s my kinda muppet.
Which sci-fi/fantasy character are you? Fredlet, you need a spanking. Ok, folks, which one do you think I am?
Which sci-fi/fantasy character are you?
Fredlet, you need a spanking.
Ok, folks, which one do you think I am?
I seem to be all about lust this week.
(Yeah, I can hear you in the back, whattya mean this week? – shaddup, willya.)
First there was tattoo lust, then seventies-spanish-babe lust, and now we’re back to my unending desire for cool skull rings.
We’ll talk about my other, never-satiated lusts later.
I just found a new ring maker, who, I think, might have beaten my Clapton Skull as the coolest realistic skull ring ever – the DeadRingers classic skull:
(click the image to enlarge, or here for an alternate view – the ‘order’ link is here along with some other jewelry)
I fuckin’ want this thing. I can see it on my hand, next to my prized Tony Creed skull.
This is a stunning ring. Absolutely stunning. The only issue I have with these guys is that they’re priced too high (Though not absurdly high like Bill Wall). But they’re shooting higher than Tony, and for less fully custom work. That’s the only reason I have not already ordered this ring. If they would knock that price down just a little they’d have my business in two fucking seconds.
But you know, it’s on my wish list, so anyone who wants to show daddy some love…
This is what girls looked like when I learned just how much I really liked girls. That’s from a ‘Chicas de calendario de los años 70s‘ collection – 70s pinups from Spain. (found as usual, on BB) Man, what a difference from today’s porn.
This is what girls looked like when I learned just how much I really liked girls.
That’s from a ‘Chicas de calendario de los años 70s‘ collection – 70s pinups from Spain.
(found as usual, on BB)
Man, what a difference from today’s porn.
I spent a little time at the San Jose Tattoo Convention today – a wholly different vibe than the Central Coast Con that I went to early this year. That other con, in Paso Robles, CA, was more about the meth set than about the art. I didn’t really have time to get tattooed today […]
I spent a little time at the San Jose Tattoo Convention today – a wholly different vibe than the Central Coast Con that I went to early this year.
That other con, in Paso Robles, CA, was more about the meth set than about the art.
I didn’t really have time to get tattooed today – I wasn’t planning to go, in fact I didn’t even realize it was this weekend until my mother told me about it. But given that I had to bag j-con (and I know I’m going to feel bad about missing that for, like, a year), I figured it was worth dropping in on.
Quick summary review – A History of Violence is a spectacular film. Without any major spoilers, the story is of a normal guy named Tom – almost too normal – played by Viggo Mortensen. He’s got great kids, runs a little coffee shop, has a hot, loving wife, played by Maria Bello. All is well […]
Quick summary review – A History of Violence is a spectacular film.
Without any major spoilers, the story is of a normal guy named Tom – almost too normal – played by Viggo Mortensen. He’s got great kids, runs a little coffee shop, has a hot, loving wife, played by Maria Bello.
All is well – we see him parenting his kids, we see him happy in his job. We also get an incredibly hot sex scene, where we see Maria Bello put on a cheerleader costume, flash her panties, and then get to see the only 69 I can recall ever seeing in a big hollywood movie. It’s a natural and absolutely real moment.
And let me say how fucking hot I think Maria Bello is. Rrrrrrrrowr.
Looks like I won’t be able to get to j-con after all. Which is a long and uninteresting story that maybe I will tell later if I get really really bored. To all you j-con people, I can’t begin to tell you how sorry I am. Drinks on me when we finally meet, drink ‘fo […]
Looks like I won’t be able to get to j-con after all. Which is a long and uninteresting story that maybe I will tell later if I get really really bored.
To all you j-con people, I can’t begin to tell you how sorry I am. Drinks on me when we finally meet, drink ‘fo days until you fall down and pass out.
Yeah, I know the ‘sphere was down for a while last night and this morning. I managed to break something, now corrected.
This could be me, almost. I mean, you got the beautiful polynesian arm tattoo, words on the fingers. You got squashing jesus like a bug. I guess I have some catching up to do though. That dude’s got better ink coverage. Tricia? Let’s see what we can do with the back of my hand (no, […]
This could be me, almost.
I mean, you got the beautiful polynesian arm tattoo, words on the fingers. You got squashing jesus like a bug.
I guess I have some catching up to do though. That dude’s got better ink coverage. Tricia? Let’s see what we can do with the back of my hand (no, not that. That’s for someone else).
Here’s one for my XXX-mas wish list: Pirates! (actually I’m not a big fan of glossy production porn, I’m more the dirty-debutants type, but still, pirates…) Props to Nymph at ErosBlog for that one. Give us a kiss, Nymph!
Here’s one for my XXX-mas wish list:
(actually I’m not a big fan of glossy production porn, I’m more the dirty-debutants type, but still, pirates…)
Props to Nymph at ErosBlog for that one. Give us a kiss, Nymph!
Since I’m having trouble doing any actual writing this week, we’ll stick with the stupid quizzes. Which Tarot Card Are You? Go ahead and look. Though you know the answer already.
Since I’m having trouble doing any actual writing this week, we’ll stick with the stupid quizzes.
Which Tarot Card Are You?
Go ahead and look. Though you know the answer already.
