Jumbo Squid

I don’t know that anyone else cares about this, but you know, I’m a geek. Finally, after all these years, they got pictures of Architeuthis, the giant squid. Researchers have been trying to do that forever – they’ve seen dead ones, and young ones, but this is the first time anyone has ever gotten pictures […]

I don’t know that anyone else cares about this, but you know, I’m a geek.

Finally, after all these years, they got pictures of Architeuthis, the giant squid.

Researchers have been trying to do that forever – they’ve seen dead ones, and young ones, but this is the first time anyone has ever gotten pictures of them, mature and moving. Scientists have even hitched cameras to sperm whales to get footage of Architeuthis, to no avail.

Hey. You know, I have a cephalopod tattooed on my arm. I’m into this shit.

yeah, I knew that.

This just in – the doctor tells me I’m sick. That’ll be a hundred simoleons, please. Thanks, doc. At least it’s not a sinus infection. The downside is, no pass-go-collect-two-hundred-dollars pills. The upside is, I don’t have to take antibiotics, which is always a good thing. His prescription? Sleep. Thanks, doc, I’ll get right on […]

This just in – the doctor tells me I’m sick. That’ll be a hundred simoleons, please.

Thanks, doc.

At least it’s not a sinus infection. The downside is, no pass-go-collect-two-hundred-dollars pills. The upside is, I don’t have to take antibiotics, which is always a good thing.

His prescription? Sleep.

Thanks, doc, I’ll get right on that.

Go read someone else.

Some days it feels like nothing is working. I had the classic three am wakeup again. What the fuck is it with three am? It’s the fucking worrying hour. I wake up at three am, every goddamned bad thing in the universe comes to camp out behind my left ear. Everything I have to do, […]

Some days it feels like nothing is working.

I had the classic three am wakeup again. What the fuck is it with three am? It’s the fucking worrying hour. I wake up at three am, every goddamned bad thing in the universe comes to camp out behind my left ear. Everything I have to do, everything I’m ignoring, everything I want but can’t get, everything I’ve done wrong or fucked up or wish I’d done differently. It all comes up in forced perspective and looms over me like fucking dementors and ring-wraiths, and no mental game I play makes them seem any smaller. Every fantasy becomes an object of sadness and desire, every day-dream becomes a nightmare.

I managed to claw my way back to sleep a little before six, just in time to be woken by the get-the-kids-to-school alarm and the garbage truck.

Fine – sleep is over-rated.

And then there’s this sore throat I’ve been ignoring for a week, and the feeling of things-not-right that no amount of coffee or whisky seems to ease. I give in. I write this in my doctor’s waiting room, where I’m pirating wireless from the office next door.

And then there’s the fucking web project I’m supposed to be doing, for which I simply cannot figure out the css. I don’t know why css makes my brain hurt this way, when I can program in three or four languages (ok, badly, I admit, but it gets the shit done). Some reason, css kicks my ass, and I can’t seem to find a decent example to go with.

And then there’s the new VPN secure id cards they just issued, which work great at work but seem completely dysfunctional elsewhere; I’m trying to get some shit done while I wait for the doc, but I can only get to the internet, not work.

Ignore me. I’ve been in a foul mood all day. Look to the right-hand column and click on someone over there. I’ll just pound my fist through a wall until I feel better, or until something breaks.

for some value of ‘naked’

My friend Lisa sent this to me. New Yorker cover, aug 2005. Hugs ‘an kisses, Lisa! I’ll let it speak for itself. If anyone knows the name of the artist who painted this, give me a shout.

My friend Lisa sent this to me. New Yorker cover, aug 2005. Hugs ‘an kisses, Lisa!

I’ll let it speak for itself. If anyone knows the name of the artist who painted this, give me a shout.

Ny Aug 05-2

Dorthy Parker Mood

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; 
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. I bet ‘ol Dorthy was a riot at parties.


Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp; 
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

I bet ‘ol Dorthy was a riot at parties.

Kenny Love!

It’s a good time to get the Kenny Love this weekend; Basement3 acoustic at Blue Rock Shoot in Saratoga, CA. Kenny’s words: just a simple, quick reminder about the Basement 3/Lyndie Way performance tomorrow —- that’s sunday, sunday, sunday, sept. 25th!! an event not to miss! Better than ice motorcycle racing (when you go down, […]

It’s a good time to get the Kenny Love this weekend; Basement3 acoustic at Blue Rock Shoot in Saratoga, CA.

Kenny’s words:

just a simple, quick reminder about the Basement 3/Lyndie Way performance tomorrow —- that’s sunday, sunday, sunday, sept. 25th!! an event not to miss! Better than ice motorcycle racing (when you go down, you come up ground round…..huh? Whatever happened to that lovely sport?).

Oh yeah — so what i was trying to say — sunday, september 25th, at the Blue Rock Shoot in Saratoga—14523 big basin way. Basement 3 starts at 7 pm, and the Lyndie Way trio will follow.

kenny loves you and needs you to come visit!

Show Kenny some love, y’all. You know he loves you!

Corpse Bride, first impression

Ok, maybe I’ll do a detailed review of this tomorrow. Or maybe I need to see it again to form a full opinion, sometimes Burton’s like that. I needed to see Nightmare three times before I really got into it. But the quick impression; aesthetically stunning, truly, completely stunning. Technically brilliant. I’ve never seen animation […]

Ok, maybe I’ll do a detailed review of this tomorrow. Or maybe I need to see it again to form a full opinion, sometimes Burton’s like that. I needed to see Nightmare three times before I really got into it.

But the quick impression; aesthetically stunning, truly, completely stunning. Technically brilliant. I’ve never seen animation any better.

Yet, there are some significant weaknesses. The script is ok, but not great. There are some really bad jokes, worthy of a low-grade disney movie, but not worthy of a movie this well done. The music is somewhat uninspired, though of course typically well done.

So my impression overall – wow, mostly, but with a lingering feeling that it should have been better. A movie this intensely beautiful should be a great film, but it just missed being great.

More thoughts as they form, there’s no question it’s a film to think about. And maybe go see again right away.

Meant to be underwater?

I’m not really a fatalist. I don’t really think very many things were meant to happen. Ok, there are a few people – very, very few – who walked into my life and I felt, this had to be, this person needed to be here, and the universe would have brought us together somehow. People […]

I’m not really a fatalist. I don’t really think very many things were meant to happen.

Ok, there are a few people – very, very few – who walked into my life and I felt, this had to be, this person needed to be here, and the universe would have brought us together somehow. People who changed me, changed my life.

But as a rule, I don’t think there are things fated, or meant to be.

And then I look at pictures of the ninth ward vanishing under water again and I think, maybe some primitive thing, something that was here before europeans walked this continent, has chosen to take it’s land back. And maybe we need to just give it back.

Sigh.

I’m afraid to look at any more news. I’m afraid to look at the pictures tomorrow morning when Rita hits ground.

New Digs

It’s like moving into a new house that looks exactly like your old house. So I jumped the gun last night and transferred moronosphere.com to it’s new home. I figured out how easy this was gonna be and just did it. Things should be a little faster, that’s about all you should notice.

It’s like moving into a new house that looks exactly like your old house.

So I jumped the gun last night and transferred moronosphere.com to it’s new home. I figured out how easy this was gonna be and just did it.

Things should be a little faster, that’s about all you should notice.