Laugh or Cry

I feel a mixture of nausea and excitement when I read this article:      TEL AVIV, Israel (Reuters) – British singer and songwriter Phil Collins said on Sunday he would be open to a reunion of his old band Genesis. It was pretty much just pure nausea until I read this line: “I’m happy to […]

I feel a mixture of nausea and excitement when I read this article:

     TEL AVIV, Israel (Reuters) – British singer and songwriter Phil Collins said on Sunday he would be open to a reunion of his old band Genesis.

It was pretty much just pure nausea until I read this line:

I’m happy to sit behind the drums and let Peter (Gabriel) be the singer. If (a reunion) happens, I’ll be there.

I dunno if this is just phil flappin’ his gums or if there’s something to this. But Genesis – real Genesis, Peter Gabriel genesis, Steve Hackett Genesis, Lamb and Nursery Cryme Genesis, Supper’s Ready Genesis – were and are one of my favorite bands of al time.

Yet – that same band, as members melted away, went on to spawn a band I loath; Invisible Touch Genesis, Abacab. We Can’t Dance Genesis.

And then there’s Phil Collins. Once of the best drummers in rock history, truly, truly brilliant at the kit, and possibly the best singing drummer ever, yet author of some of the most trite pop hits of – well, of his era anyway, in a time before boy bands and spice girls and brittany spears. I fucking hate Phil Collins as a solo artist. And yet, I love his drumming, and his singing in the transition Genesis, Trick of the Tail Genesis, Wind and Wuthering Genesis, Seconds Out Genesis.

So I look at the idea of a reunion – one of the greatest bands ever, certainly one of the two or three most important prog-rock bands (you could make a case for King Crimson being the other), and I want to believe. I want to think Steve Hackett would come back, that Peter Gabriel would come back. That Genesis could be Genesis again.

Gabriel’s burnt out, certainly. He really hasn’t done a lot musically since So. It was obvious when he started naming albums he was out of ideas. He’ll never be that psychotic blur of motion he was. Nor will Phil Collins. I don’t even know if Hackett’s working any more, I’ve lost track. But even if they have not a thing to say musically between them, to hear them play The Knife or Watcher of the Skies. God, I get goosebumps thinking about it.

And then I imagine them playing fucking sussudio, a selection of mike and the mechanics favorites. And I just don’t know.

I hate it when great old bands come back and suck. Leave it the fuck alone, I want to say, don’t show us how old you are, how bad you’ve sold out. Don’t fucking do it. Yet, sometimes, they still have it. They still mean it. They can still play the old songs.

I never saw real Genesis. I picked up on them right after Peter split the band. Yet, Genesis, that first time, stands out in my mind as possibly the most brilliant concert I’ve ever seen. It was one of those I saw god moments. I’ve seen Peter, when we was at his creative peak. I’ve seen Steve Hackett. Great concerts all.

Do I want to go back? I don’t know.

In fact, if they do it, I’ll have to. If Peter stands in front of Genesis, with his flute and bass drum, I have to go. If I get a chance to hear Hackett with Genesis again, if I can listen to them play In The Cage and Back in NYC.

But god. I’m afraid. I don’t know if I can take hearing an unfelt, sellout version Lilywhite Lilith or Dancing With The Moonlit Knight.

Better they don’t, I think. Better they don’t.

Baby Got Folk

This is fucking brilliant. Folk singer Jonathan Coulton just released a soulful-folky cover of Baby Got Back. And this kicks the kinda ass that Nina Gordon’s Straight Outta Compton does. Go get it. And yeah, as usual, props to BoingBoing

This is fucking brilliant.

Folk singer Jonathan Coulton just released a soulful-folky cover of Baby Got Back. And this kicks the kinda ass that Nina Gordon’s Straight Outta Compton does.

Go get it.

And yeah, as usual, props to BoingBoing

Kenny Love!

It’s a good time to get the Kenny Love this weekend; Basement3 acoustic at Blue Rock Shoot in Saratoga, CA. Kenny’s words: just a simple, quick reminder about the Basement 3/Lyndie Way performance tomorrow —- that’s sunday, sunday, sunday, sept. 25th!! an event not to miss! Better than ice motorcycle racing (when you go down, […]

It’s a good time to get the Kenny Love this weekend; Basement3 acoustic at Blue Rock Shoot in Saratoga, CA.

Kenny’s words:

just a simple, quick reminder about the Basement 3/Lyndie Way performance tomorrow —- that’s sunday, sunday, sunday, sept. 25th!! an event not to miss! Better than ice motorcycle racing (when you go down, you come up ground round…..huh? Whatever happened to that lovely sport?).

Oh yeah — so what i was trying to say — sunday, september 25th, at the Blue Rock Shoot in Saratoga—14523 big basin way. Basement 3 starts at 7 pm, and the Lyndie Way trio will follow.

kenny loves you and needs you to come visit!

Show Kenny some love, y’all. You know he loves you!

Note to INXS – pick JD!

Ok, I’ve avoided writing about this because, well, writing about teevee seemed so fucking trivial lately. But sometimes a man just has to take a stand. INXS? Guys? I’m fuckin’ talkin’ to you. Listen up. C’mon. Come closer. Closer. I’m gonna get real close and whisper this in your ears. Ready? PICK JD! PICK JD! […]

Ok, I’ve avoided writing about this because, well, writing about teevee seemed so fucking trivial lately.

But sometimes a man just has to take a stand.

INXS? Guys? I’m fuckin’ talkin’ to you. Listen up.

C’mon. Come closer.

Closer.

I’m gonna get real close and whisper this in your ears.

Ready?

PICK JD!
PICK JD!
PICK JD!
PICK JD!
PICK JD!

I swear, I’ve watched Survivor since it started, and the last few seasons of Amazing Race. And aside from when my brutha-man Lex was on Survivor, I have never, ever been this involved in a reality teevee show. I’m glued to the set when the show is on. I watch the episodes twice. I’ve watched this group of people go from raw, undeveloped talent to, the last few, truly great performers. They’re growing right in front of our eyes. Every one of the last four were good enough for the gig, good enough that I’d pay to watch them, and it’s gotten to be emotional, I care about them as people.

Last nights show, when Sweet Susie McNeil went home, I watched Dave Navarro well up when she was announced. It’s not just me, and it’s not just the performers, the guys hosting the show are emotionally involved.

But at some point it comes down to, simply, who’s right for the job. And from the very first night, one guy has been way, way ahead of the rest. JD Fortune is the lead singer for INXS, and you know it just looking at him.

Guys. Gary, Andrew, John, Tim, Kirk. Listen to me. Forget Mig. Forget Marty, no matter how great he is at singing Nirvana and Radiohead. JD’s the guy, and you know it.

Next week is the finale. I’m afraid to look. Tell me when it’s over.

Chilton Update – alive, evidently!

Evidently Alex Chilton’s ok. From pitchforkmedia.com: Alex Chilton, frontman for Big Star and the Box Tops, is safe and sound, according to various sources, including e-mails to Pitchfork purporting to be from friends of Chilton’s family. The Memphis Commercial Appeal reports that Chilton spoke to Ron Easley (his former bandmate in the Memphis punkabilly group […]

Evidently Alex Chilton’s ok.

From pitchforkmedia.com:

Alex Chilton, frontman for Big Star and the Box Tops, is safe and sound, according to various sources, including e-mails to Pitchfork purporting to be from friends of Chilton’s family. The Memphis Commercial Appeal reports that Chilton spoke to Ron Easley (his former bandmate in the Memphis punkabilly group Tav Falco’s Panther Burns) early Monday morning, who said that Chilton had been rescued by helicopter from his French Quarter home on Sunday.

…sing for Alex Chilton when he comes ’round

If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon? If he was from Mars, wouldn’t that be cool? Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a file? Hangin’ down in Memphis all the while. Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes ’round They sing I’m in […]

If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldn’t that be cool?
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a file?
Hangin’ down in Memphis all the while.

Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes ’round
They sing I’m in love. What’s that song?
I’m in love with that song.
Cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice.
Invisible man who can sing in a visible voice.
Feeling like a hundred bucks, exchanging good lucks face to face.
Checkin’ his stash by the trash at St. Mark’s place.

Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes ’round
They sing I’m in love. What’s that song?
I’m in love with that song.

I never travel far, without a little Big Star

Runnin’ ’round the house, Mickey Mouse and the Tarot cards.
Falling asleep with a flop pop video on.
If he was from Venus, would he meet us on the moon?
If he died in Memphis, then that’d be cool, babe.

–The Replacements, ‘Alex Chilton

From Looka:

“Alex Chilton, who lived in the 9th Ward and refused to leave, hasn’t been heard from, and there are many people who are worried about him.”

God dammit. For some reason this one gets to me.

Trotsky Icepick – Band Names you don’t expect to see on CNN

I’ll take Band Names you don’t expect to see on CNN for $1000, Alex!MEXICO CITY, Mexico (AP) — One of history’s most infamous murder weapons, the ice pick used to kill Russian revolutionary Leon Trotsky, has apparently resurfaced after being lost for decades.
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I’ll take Band Names you don’t expect to see on CNN for $1000, Alex!

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Slice of Cake

So when exacly did Cake change their name to Weezer?Because you know, I thought Weezer were that band who did Hash Pipe and Sweater.


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So when exacly did Cake change their name to Weezer?

Because you know, I thought Weezer were that band who did Hash Pipe and Sweater. But clearly, if you listen to that clip, they’re the band that did Short Skirt, Long Jacket and Never There.

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But you should check out a damned fine mashup based on said song.

I’ll say it again. Me love Mashuptown.