I usually don’t play the “my stripper name” or “my porn star name” thing. This one, I couldn’t resist. According to the Outlaw Biker Name Generator, my one percenter name is: Ol’ Ratso of the Donkey Punchers MC (Thanks, Syl)
I usually don’t play the “my stripper name” or “my porn star name” thing.
This one, I couldn’t resist.
According to the Outlaw Biker Name Generator, my one percenter name is:
Ol’ Ratso of the Donkey Punchers MC
(Thanks, Syl)
What kind of (Deadwood) Cocksucker are you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Al Swearengen You have carved out your powerbase from the mud under your feet and you’ll be damned if some cocksucker is going to take it. You know how to play the fancy politician’s games, but you know how to play things the […]
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You have carved out your powerbase from the mud under your feet and you’ll be damned if some cocksucker is going to take it. You know how to play the fancy politician’s games, but you know how to play things the frontier way too. If that means getting blood on your hands, so be it. (Al Swearengen is played by Ian McShane)
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On my first try I was Seth Bullock. I like this result better. In reality I’m somewhere in between.
I am, actually, distantly related to the real life Al Swearengen – no lie.
(thx to my One True Love, miz Chelsea Summers for the quiz.)
Your Score: Serious Cat 22% Affectionate, 36% Excitable, 60% Hungry Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery. To see all possible results, checka dis. Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? […]
Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.
To see all possible results, checka dis.
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I’m terribly, terribly sorry.
(no i’m not)
$4140.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth. From Mingle2 – Free Online Dating That pretty much tells the tale, doesn’t it? I’m wondering though, if the tattoos and piercings raise or lower the value?
That pretty much tells the tale, doesn’t it? I’m wondering though, if the tattoos and piercings raise or lower the value?
A week or so ago i posted a meme for which I’d been tagged. Read that here. As I said, seven were true, one was not. Here you go: 1 (feet diff. sizes)- true. But at least they’re not both left feet. 3 (mysterious half sister) – true. I need to do an entry on […]
A week or so ago i posted a meme for which I’d been tagged.
Read that here.
As I said, seven were true, one was not.
Here you go:
1 (feet diff. sizes)- true. But at least they’re not both left feet.
3 (mysterious half sister) – true. I need to do an entry on this whole tale someday. Mom, it turns out, was what you might call a wayward girl.
4 (enormous bong) – true. I should post a picture of this massive contraption. It’s from when I worked at Tower, and I used to bring home all manner of drug paraphernalia. It’s almost all gone now, but for some reason I can’t part with this thing, it’s too bizarre.
5 (celebrity encounters) – true. Heather later introduced herself to me (“Hi, I’m Heather”), as if I didn’t know that already.
6 (teenage girl/catholic church) – true. This is the one that seemed to get all the votes. I was a teenage boy at the time so it wasn’t quite as colorful as it sounded. Neither one of us was a catholic, and nether one of us was dressed as a schoolgirl.
7 (high on stolen weed) – true. The ‘rents were big stoners for a while there.
8 (cat claw) – true. When I was a kid, the pet door was in my bedroom. The cat came tearing into the house one morning (no idea what was chasing her), and went directly across my bed and across my face, leaving scars you can still see next to my eye. She left a little hunk of claw embedded in the wound, and since I never went to the doctor about it, it healed over leaving a tiny souvenir.
and the lie:
2 (bridesmaid blowjob) – true, but not for me. I was at the bar drinking with the husband (actually he was the fiancé I now recall), while my buddy (a drummer) went out to his truck with said bridemaid. This woman two years later said to me “I don’t like the way you hug, it’s too intimate”, which sort of shows where she drew the line on ‘intimate’.
The only one who got this right was Bitchy; she already rocks, but now she, you know, rocks even more.
Good tries, the rest of you people.
Ok, i got tagged on this one (lifts shirt to show indecipherable spray-paint marking). I don’t usually respond to the tag kinda meme (nor dares neither), but a meme that came from susie bright, in which she tagged two of my very favorite girl-sex-bloggers (bitchy and chelsea) is simply hard to say no to. Or […]
Ok, i got tagged on this one (lifts shirt to show indecipherable spray-paint marking).
I don’t usually respond to the tag kinda meme (nor dares neither), but a meme that came from susie bright, in which she tagged two of my very favorite girl-sex-bloggers (bitchy and chelsea) is simply hard to say no to.
Or maybe it’s just that BJ and CG are both impossible to say no to.
In any case, here are the rules:
1. Post these rules before you present the facts.
2. Start with eight random facts/habits about yourself.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.
But the game seems to have taken on ‘6. …and then change the rules’.
So I’m gonna flip CG’s meme and give you seven true, and one not. See if you can pick the one.
1) My feet are different sizes; really different sizes. I care just barely wear a pair of shoes, and one’s always too big or two small.
2) I once got a blowjob from one of the bridemaids at a wedding, while her husband was inside drinking shots with my friends.
3) I have a half sister I didn’t know about until I was in my 20s. I kind of wish I’d met her without knowing who she was so – well, you can finish that story for yourself.
4) Despite the fact that I don’t smoke pot, I still own a bong that is made up of roughly eight feet of plexiglass tubing and five feet of rubber hose.
5) I’ve bought drinks for Todd Rundgren, talked about tropical fish with Tom Waits, and almost saw Heather Locklear get pantsed by her daughter.
6) I once fucked a teenage girl in a catholic church.
7) The first time I got high it was weed I’d stolen from my parents.
8) I have a hunk of cat claw embedded in my left cheek.
Have fun. I won’t tag anyone else but if you steal, steal well.
Stolen from the lovely and talented OG, because it’s about time for a Really Stupid Quiz: You scored as Angry Atheist. Whoah! Down boy! It’s time to let go of the belligerence and let someone else talk for a while. Even if the religious don’t make must sense, you should probably observe the unspoken rules […]
Stolen from the lovely and talented OG, because it’s about time for a Really Stupid Quiz:
You scored as Angry Atheist. Whoah! Down boy! It’s time to let go of the belligerence and let someone else talk for a while. Even if the religious don’t make must sense, you should probably observe the unspoken rules for human interaction and not yell directly into their faces.
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From Fifth at Shoeless – Fuck Memes. Reply to this post, and I’ll tell you one or two (maybe even three) reasons why I hate you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the hate. I love this. EDIT: New rule. After I tell you why I hate you, you don’t […]
From Fifth at Shoeless – Fuck Memes.
Reply to this post, and I’ll tell you one or two (maybe even three) reasons why I hate you.
Then put this in your own journal, and spread the hate.
I love this.
EDIT:
New rule. After I tell you why I hate you, you don’t get to respond. BECAUSE I HATE YOU.
I’ve seen this before but it’s most recently stolen from Merrick. Thus, the iTunes ‘Soundtrack of my Life’ meme. Here’s the instructions: 1. Open your library on your iPod (or in iTunes). 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that’s playing. 5. When you go to a […]
I’ve seen this before but it’s most recently stolen from Merrick.
Thus, the iTunes ‘Soundtrack of my Life’ meme.
Here’s the instructions:
1. Open your library on your iPod (or in iTunes).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the Next button.
Here’s what I got (with itunes, I don’t have my nano handy):
Opening Credits: “Time to Kill!” – Horslips, ‘The Tain;’
Waking Up: “Beside You Heros” – totom, ‘With Boots’ (I don’t even know what this is or where I got it)
Falling in Love: “Ecstasy” – Spacemen 3, ‘Perfect Prescription’
Fight Song: “Making Memories” – Rush, ‘Fly by Night’
Breakup Song: “Little Angel” – Bleed the Day, ‘Bleed the Day’
Making Up Song: “High Friends in Places” – Giant Drag, ‘Hearts and Unicorns’
Life’s Okay Song: “Crimes of Paris” – Elvis Costello, ‘Blood and Chocolate’
Mental Breakdown: “Subhuman” – Blue Öyster Cult, ‘Secret Treaties’
Driving: “Master of Puppets” – Metallica, ‘Damage, Inc’
Flashbacks: “I Love You” – Matthew Sweet, ‘Kimi Ga Suki’
Happy Dance: “Reconsider Me” – Warren Zevon, ‘Genius’ (and Kirsten, I owe you a huge thanks for that CD)
Regret: “FireFly Theme” – Sonny Rhodes, “Firefly”
Final Battle: “Sam’s Tune” – Cannonball Adderly, ‘Sophisticated Swing’
Death Scene: “Not Ready Yet” – Eels, ‘Beautiful Freak’
Final Credits: “Crystal Gazing” – Be Bop Deluxe, ‘Sunburst Finish’
I’m somewhat amused at a few of these, though I keep wanting to make edits or switch them around. And I’ll admit that one of these I did edit, not using the song that came up. I’m not saying which one.
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