From Fifth at Shoeless – Fuck Memes. Reply to this post, and I’ll tell you one or two (maybe even three) reasons why I hate you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the hate. I love this. EDIT: New rule. After I tell you why I hate you, you don’t […]
From Fifth at Shoeless – Fuck Memes.
Reply to this post, and I’ll tell you one or two (maybe even three) reasons why I hate you.
Then put this in your own journal, and spread the hate.
I love this.
EDIT:
New rule. After I tell you why I hate you, you don’t get to respond. BECAUSE I HATE YOU.
Hell yeah. Bring on the hate, hater.
Roger, no matter how hard you bit, you never did get me off.
Plus, you blog on fucking livejournal. What are you, an emo teen?
You got something to say to me, Karl Elvis? I dare you. Not only that, I fucking double dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder.
I dig this, KE. Seriously dig. Lay it on me.
*scared*
Give it to me, Bad Daddy.
This is a good meme.
Carol Elaine-
1) ‘Ordinary Goddess’ is an oxymoron; by definition a goddess is extraordinary. Your entire blog persona is then based on a lie.
2) you have to be old as dirt to remember that damned battery thing.
DarkNeuro-
1) you put cherry sauce on chocolate cake. This is disgusting.
2) You are dating a man who has an underscore in his name. You can’t scream fuck me sick underscore un in bed, it’s fucking wrong!
I’m shivering in antici…pation. Hurt me, baby.
AAG-
1) You talk about babies. I hate babies.
2) Too many goddamned flowers.
Ben-
1) Fuck off, I am too elvis.
Circe-
1) NO MORE FUCKING ANIMALS!
Wait let me correct that. Fucking them would be ok.
1) NO MORE GODAMNED ANIMALS!.
2) No more talk about wine coolers
3) you hate texas but you won’t leave texas.
me too! me too!
OK – I’ll bite.
Oh, what the hell…
C’mon Pirate. You really love us all….
Awww….can’t find a reason to hate me, huh?
Rachel-
1) You pronounce ‘dude’ like it has a damned Y in it. This makes you sounds like a canuck.
2) You are a canuck.
Gregg-
1) You spell your name with too many damned G’s. Those things cost money.
2) You live in texas. You should know better!
Devil-
1) Evereyone BUT you!
TM-
YOU HAVE NO MOTHERFUCKING PATIENCE!
I bet you can’t think of one reason to hate me, never mind three.
😀
Hiromi, my sweet-
1) ass-pictures; lack thereof.
2) You don’t know how to make a tuna sandwich correctly.
3) See Gregg: #2
There’s a good list of reasons to hate me, but I mainly wanted to leave a comment to tell you I had a sex dream about you last night.
Mel-
1) you didn’t send me details.
2) why did it take you so long to have one?