You know, I can write a lot of things pretty easily…. I can write about cunnilingus, I can write a tender, loving, gentle scene full of love and caring.
You know, I can write a lot of things pretty easily. A sex scene, a fight, dialog. I can write about cunnilingus, I can write a tender, loving, gentle scene full of love and caring. I can write a violent non-consent scene.
You know, I don’t have much trouble with any of that.
But I can’t seem to write a fucking blowjob. I’ve been working on something for a week now, and I just can’t seen to get past one damned blowjob.
It’s a mystery, I tell ya.
You need a muse.
Are you offering to a-muse me? B^)
Maybe you just need female input. Rachel? Should we help him?
Maybe you need to give more blowjobs.
So many helpful suggestions! Isn’t it nice to know that your readership is looking out for you?
Ray wins!
Ray always wins.
…But andie has the best idea. As usual.
Well, I’d love to write one from the man’s perspective but I sure have fun writing them from mine. Maybe it’s all about the love of the job *wink*
Is this where I sign up for clinical trials? I would be willing to sacrifice my time, yes, even my freedom in the pursuit of helping you past this pernicious writer’s block!
…the bj’d be from a female, right???
(looks around)
Oh, and hookers don’t count. 😉
Hookers always count, Brandon!
When in doubt, call a professional.
I’m picturing Karl sitting in his favorite chair, a lovely tattooed pierced escort with jet-black hair going down on his schlong, while he types furiously in his laptop…still dressed in a t-shirt that says “I’m blogging this.”
If uh no one has helped you out yet, email me … I might just be able to give you a hand … or mouth … or … something … text … to help out.
See the good results that follow when you post about sexual writer’s block?
I just know your follow-up entry is going to be a complaint about not being able to do justice to a DP scene.
See, Rachel, anything where I’m driving, I can do just fine. Seems like the scenes where someone else is driving, I have trouble. But you know, I am getting lots of help…
…and gloating about it.